at a supermarket
| mom: | ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk |
| me: | ok |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | mom where are you please |
| me: | mom please the line is moving fast |
| me: | mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn |
| employee: | next |
| me: | |
| employee: | |
| me: | faints |
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
(via fishingboatproceeds)
| Tris: | You’ve been paying close attention, haven’t you? |
| Four: | I like to observe people. |
| Tris: | “Maybe you were cut out for Candor, Four, because you’re a terrible liar. |
| Four: | Fine. |
| Me: | *holds breathe* |
| Four: | I watched you because I LIKE YOU. |
| Me: | *stops breathing* |
"when you don't have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: you could do whatever you want, or you could take charge and be your own parent."
(Source: flawlesomerhalder, via asheathes)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via anniesscreams)
